The Other Drummer

There’s a funnel at the top that feeds directly to the squirt gun handle. I’m seriously kicking myself for not coming up with this on my own. Brilliant.

Photo from here

It’s not my thing, but maybe you’ll like it.

The link will launch iTunes and will highlight what you need to listen to. All you gotta do is hit play, baby.

Just promise you’ll listen to the whole thing, mkay?

I saw this on the wall of a small sushi restaurant on my way to work. Clever, but I don’t think I’m going to eat there. I just don’t like sushi.

Ahoy! I keep forgetting to put this significant holiday on my calendar and it sneaks up on me every year. That’s right folks, it’s National Talk Like a Pirate Day (why do we have to come into work??).

Using this name generator you can find out what your pirate name is. Check it out and e-mail me (theotherdrummer at gmail dot com) your swashbuckin’ new name or leave it in the comments.

Signed sincerely,

Jelly Legs Bryant

OTHER PIRATES I KNOW:

Tatyana – Seal Breath Agnes
Katie – Shark Tooth Ursula
Alysia – Slouchin’ Angie Cooke
Andrea – Cap’n Evelyn Seaturd
Aaron – Noseless Butch Slasher
Jeremy W – Cap’n Elmer Ropeburn
Cindee – Androgynous Mary Smithe
Tony – Fancypants Dan Drake
Matt – Cap’n Nigel Graybeard
Hugh – Cap’n Hubert Greenbeard
Pat – Cap’n John Greasepalms
Gary – Cannon-Balls Carl (seriously)
Erin- Cap’n Bernice Sharkbait
Kevin – Cowerin’ Randal Cutler
RaeLynn – Bubonic Jasmine Teach
Rob – No-neck Blaine
Marc – Javier the Badly Burnt
Brad – Pirate Garrick the Off-White
Amy – Shoutin’ Azriel Kidd
Clarke – Cap’n Patrick Sharkbait
Michael – Cap’n Burt Bloodgut
Julie – Cap’n Eve Buttwipe
Ben – Pirate Jack the Malformed