The Other Drummer

I found this beaut’ on KSL’s homepage. If I understand correctly, it reads:

“Education! What separates us from a dead fly.”

Now, I generally eschew taking advertising too literally but I’m not sure how else to interpret this one. And why is the fly hovering? Thoughts?

Originally, George Lucas wanted to call the movie Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars. That alone should give you a feeling for the quality of this movie’s screenplay. Still skeptical? Here are some of the more memorable scenes from the film:

• Shia Labeouf swinging through the jungle with a legion of monkeys
• Everyone surviving a trip over three consecutive, 100+ foot Amazonian waterfalls
• Aliens from another dimension
• A nuclear explosion

Even with the expectation that since this was Indiana Jones that things were going to be above and beyond (how many times can a 60 year-old guy get punched in the face?), the movie was gag-inducing at parts. Too many parts. Sure, there were some good scenes (granted, I can’t think of any of them at the moment) and Harrison Ford does a pretty good job, but overall the movie didn’t bring anything new to the table and was over-the-top hokey.

If you’re an Indy fan, you’ll probably see the movie anyway. If you’re hesitant and don’t care about seeing it on the big screen, wait for it to come to DVD.

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The Powers That Be at work were kind enough to take everyone to go see it today. I’ll hold off publishing my full review until tomorrow when my wife and in-laws see it. But in the meantime, I’ll just mention that I give it 2.5 stars out of 4, and the half a star extra is only because it’s an Indiana Jones movie.

I’m doing a little research for a commercial we’re shooting on Thursday that involves a bunch of sci-fi nerds standing in a line waiting for the premier of their new movie. (Although the commercial has nothing to do with sci-fi nor movies.)

As I tweaked the script, I remembered the red guards from the original Star Wars Trilogy (I think they were first seen in Empire Strikes Back). Wanting to learn a little more about them, I jumped on Wikipedia. From the ‘pedia:

[Imperial Royal Guardsman] are the best and most loyal of the Imperial stormtroopers, solely responsible to Palpatine…. A mere 4% of all trainees would survive the rigors that awaited them to become Royal Guards; during a year-long training program, recruits sparred against each other continuously perfecting their combat skills. …In their final test, each fought his training partner to the death…

Seriously impressive, right? And then there’s this guy who’s in charge of guarding the Palpatine’s 10-speed:

The Emporer can be such a jerk sometimes.

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