Miscommunication with the barber

Posted on July 15, 2010 in: Personal|Jump To Comments

Courtesy of the U.S. Army

Dear Barber Man,

There is a significant difference between “Take 1/3″ off the top,” and “Leave a 1/3″ on the top.” Please make a note of that. Thank you.

Also, it would serve you well to take debit cards so I don’t have to go back tomorrow to pay you for this monstrosity.

Silver lining: I do feel more aerodynamic.

Sincerely,

Dave

michael

Wait a sec, they actually let you out of the store without paying? I am surprised you aren’t still there sweeping up your own hair to work it off. Apparently there is quite a bit to be swept up.
michael

Wait a sec, they actually let you out of the store without paying? I am surprised you aren’t still there sweeping up your own hair to work it off. Apparently there is quite a bit to be swept up.
Jeffrey Stephens

The difference between leaving 1/3 and taking off 1/3 is still 1/3.
Jeffrey Stephens

The difference between leaving 1/3 and taking off 1/3 is still 1/3.
http://www.theotherdrummer.com Dave

What are you saying? If I have shoulder-length hair there’s a big difference between those two statements. @Jeffrey Stephens
http://www.theotherdrummer.com Dave

What are you saying? If I have shoulder-length hair there’s a big difference between those two statements. @Jeffrey Stephens

The Other Drummer