Dear Movie Studios
Dear Movie Studios,
When I can’t skip ahead, access the main menu or even hit “stop” during your stupid trailers and ads on a movie I paid to rent, you’ve gone too far.
It took me literally 10 minutes to finally get to the main menu so I could start the movie – and that was with the crippled, 2x fast forward that stopped every five seconds so I had to keep pressing it again and again and again as I hobbled through ad after ad.
What really pushed me over the edge was disabling the Stop button. You won’t let me stop watching something I paid to see, on a DVD player I own, in my own house? Incredible.
Want to know why people pirate movies? Because of crap moves like that.
If you’re so far removed from the real world that you think this is how your customers should to be treated then you deserve to be struggling.
I hate you.

