My father in-law has great taste in many things including cars and computers. I admire him a lot. However, sometimes his actual taste baffles me.

Whatcha got there Doug? Looks like some ice cream with chocolate sauce and a strawberry topping. Nice.

Wait. Are those Wheat Thins? And string cheese? Yes. Along with three pickles and an uncooked hot dog.

In the same bowl.

Yes, he ate it all. Yes, it’s my father in-law. No, he isn’t pregnant.