Fat relocation program

Yikes. I'm not sure who would want fat sucked out of their thighs and injected back into their breasts, face or buttocks but apparently that's what these folks do.

Some additional information about the procedure:

  • Fat is a completely natural substance that comes from your own body. Not sure that needed to be pointed out.
  • No general anesthesia. Excellent. That way you can watch them suck the fat out of your butt and stick it in your face.
  • And what really pushed me over the edge: the procedure is as permanent as your own fat.

Well, I'm sold. How about you?

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6 Comments

  1. matthod

    I have already made my appointment. Do you think they would move face fat to my thighs too? Great PSA post ;)

    Posted January 19, 2010 at 6:15 pm | Permalink
  2. Dave

    My hunch is that these guys would do just about anything if you paid them.

    Posted January 19, 2010 at 7:09 pm | Permalink
  3. Stacie

    Ha! I’ve been joking that I want to do this for years! Make my legs and butt skinny and my boobs bigger…Heck Yeah!

    Posted January 19, 2010 at 9:21 pm | Permalink
  4. Leanne

    Hahahahaha!!! Although, as funny as this is, my friends and I have talked/joked about this concept numerous times. I didn’t realize it was actually an option though!

    Posted January 19, 2010 at 9:34 pm | Permalink
  5. Dave

    Really? Wouldn’t you rather just have fat sucked out and silicone put in?

    Posted January 19, 2010 at 11:14 pm | Permalink
  6. Stacie

    Why put something fake in when you can just shift!

    Posted January 21, 2010 at 1:03 am | Permalink

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